I love you
and your tiny bladder
I'm right
You're wrong

Thanks
for nothing

Thinking of you
makes me sweaty

MadKap cards are hand-crafted SNARKY greeting cards...



...because store-bought cards just don't cut it. I mean, seriously, "Thinking of You" !?! "Get Well Soon" !?!



These cards are for real-life occasions. They are cards for your good friends who can take your obnoxious ribbing, your annoying coworkers who sit near you in the cube farm, or people you just don't want to talk to ...so you send a card.

OK. OK. So, I make a few normal cards, too, when the mood strikes me. What can I say, I'm at the mercy of...well...me. I use a variety of stamps, papers, embellishments, and my natural architecture school drop-out talent. If you send a card in the mail, be aware that it might require extra postage because of the thickness.

I also am willing to make personalized cards if you have your very own special snarky message. So, bring it on. Obscenities are encouraged and even embraced.


Each handmade card is $4 US. If you order 10 or more cards, you receive a discount.


I usually ship by First Class Mail. Let me know if you're in a SuperMegaHurry and I'll use a faster pony. Just let me know.

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I ordered the set of Snarky MadKap cards. Little did I know how perfect they would be. I gave my boyfriend the 'Thinking of you makes me sweaty' card for Valentine's Day. I always call him 'my little space heater' - he burns me up if we're laying together on the couch. The card was so appropriate for our situation, and there was a lot of room for me to add my own note. He loved it!

--Karen S.

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